Thursday, February 23, 2006

According to the Iranian Aftab News Agency, it is estimated that every hour, nine fetuses are legally and illegally aborted in Iran.

Instead of weaving more tales about green salt or yellow cake, maybe the neo-cons will have better luck mobilizing their fundamentalist base by convincing them that an attack on Iran could save some 18 million fetuses from being aborted each year!

Two birds with one bomb, so to speak: liberate the middle eastern women from their men, and the middle eastern fetuses from middle eastern women.

South Dakota, this cause has your name written all over it.